放心...這些傢伙早已知道只會在過去採取行動。
-- John Atkinson
這應該是「躺下」而不是「放下」，笨蛋！
It's 'lie down' not 'lay down,' stupid!
-- Harry Bliss
今天的餐湯是字母湯，您可選擇 Times New Roman，Helvetica 或 Comic Sans。
-- Randy Glasbergen
我的觸控式螢幕電腦控告我性騷擾！
My touch-screen computer accused me of sexual harassment!
GRANDMA!
-- Nate Fakes
All I'm saying is we plug these into Excel, let it do its thing, and then we can all play until lunch!
IPOD, YOUPOD, WEPOD, THEYPOD
我的手臂疼痛
My arm hurts.
-- Reader's Digest
她從來沒有點擊「喜歡」我在Facebook上發布的東西！
She never clicks 'like' when I post something on Facebook!
